Traffic jams, rudeness , that itch you just can't scratch, people who don't know how to drive, people who walk too slow
Dave Mustaine, Cheese, Being Cheesy, Jokes (funny or non), Tottenham Hotspur, the NBA, dogs (mainly large ones), interaction, the lyrics to "wherever i may roam"
Will Ferrell. Or Jim Carrey. Can we do 5 minutes with both?